(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE! (812): ? (646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
(206): I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light. (1-206): Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen? (1-361): These are the tickets we got last night. (361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear? (1-361): Yes...yes you did.
18 comments:
aw, im taking that as cute
www.textsfromastnight.com pretty funny
fromlastnight.com sorry still pretty funny
hahahah it is!
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
202): I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
(845): i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I like the one that's like "Yo you guys stfill at McDondalds?...Fuckin bring me cheeseburgeria."
Yea! So relatable hahah
(517): areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
(616): you srsly need to quit going to that bar
(262): I am engaged
(262): To a real live girl that has met me
(458): I just saw the asian versions of us.
(I think all of us have said this one at least once in our lives.)
(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
(812): ?
(646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
can this please happen to someone we know?
(205): I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs
i am positive this has been said
(206): I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
(1-206): Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
hahaha
(518): I hraet yuo
(862): did you say you heart me or hate me?
(518): who is this?
This one is pretty wonderful.
guys im afraid we may be drifting apart
how so ?
To Jake in bout 3 years
(708): Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style
(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
(1-361): These are the tickets we got last night.
(361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
(1-361): Yes...yes you did.
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